queenkorbat:
MERIDELL? MORE LIKE MERISMELL! GO HOME LOSER, THE CHAMPIONS ARE COMING THROUGH.
JOIN HAUNTED WOODS OR JOIN THE UNDEAD, BECAUSE THIS YEAR, HAUNTED WOODS ARE GOING TO KNOCK. YOU. DEAD.
PEACE!
EXCUSE ME? DID YOU JUST SAY THAT YOU’RE THE CHAMPIONS??
WELL TO US FAERIELANDERS, THAT SHIT DOESN’T MATTER! WE’RE IN IT FOR THE FUN OF THE GAME, WHILE BEING BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKERS AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!
THIS IS KAKONI WORRIL. HE IS THE CAPTAIN OF THE FUCKING AMAZING FAERIELAND TEAM. HE MAY BE A TINY LITTLE FAERIE BRUCE, BUT THIS PENGUIN BABY DON’T TAKE SHIT FROM NOBODY.
GET THAT BITCH ASS YOOYUBALL OUTTA HERE!
DELMA HARRENCE, BITCH. SHE’S FAERIELAND’S DEFENDER, AND EVEN THOUGH SHE’S NOT THE BEST AT HER JOB, SHE TRIES HER ABSOLUTE HARDEST AND THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS. PLUS, LOOK AT THAT MANE. LUXURIOUS.
NOW LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL HORSE NAMED VALTONOUS REA. FUCKING. VALTONOUS. REA. IF THAT IS NOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL NAME TO EXIST I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS. EVERYONE LOVES HER, AND SHE HAS TO GO THROUGH THE REST OF HER TEAM’S SHIT BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT THE BEST AT DEFENDING. WHAT A WONDERFUL BABE.
ELBIN MOTHERFUCKING KROE. THIS LITTLE DUDE IS AGRESSIVE AS FUCK, MAN. HE’S OUR FORWARD, AND, AS POETIC AS IT MIGHT SEEM, HE’S HELPING TO MOVE OUR TEAM FORWARD. TYRANNIA MADE A DUMBASS MISTAKE TRADING HIM HERE.
LAST, BUT DEFINITELY NOT FUCKING LEAST, IS CIONA BROAN. THIS BITCH WILL VICIOUSLY TACKLE YOU AND STOP YOU RIGHT IN YOUR TRACKS. YOU THINK SHE’LL TAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE ‘CAUSE SHE’S A FAERIE? NAH, SON. SHE’LL FUCK YOU RIGHT UP.
HAUNTED WOODS? IS THAT SOME SORT OF BAD JOKE?
ALTHOUGH WE MAY NOT BE STRONG, FAERIELAND HAS ALL THE PINK AND ALL THE HEART OF THE AC. AND ONE DAY, WE. WILL. WIN.
OKAY YOU TRIED BUT LETS BE HONEST, YOU AIN’T GOT SHIT. ALL I SEE IS A FATASS PENGUIN, A CONFUSED KANGAROO, A SMALL STRIPED WINGED SCROTUM, A BOTTLE OF GLUE, AND A BAD CASE OF THE MULLET.
THERES A REASON FAERIELAND CRASHED TO THE GROUND, AND IT WAS PROBABLY EMBARRASSMENT OVER ITS AC TEAM.
